i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut
I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin
you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me
"Hey can I look at your phone?"
“Yeah let me just finish this text.”
*deletes 200 selfies*
"so she’s gay now?"
yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden